IT'S CHRISTMAS!

Hello again you very bored people indeed and welcome back to the wonderous and fantastical realms of our blog. As I scribe this message into the blog to rest for ages we are resting on the penultimate day of our school term, yes, the much-hyped Christmas is also here and so we thought it was time to get festive! In not so many big words that basically means it's the last day of school otmorrow and Christmas is just round the (even though rather long) courner. Obviously though we have taken care of that by doing all our christmas shopping way in advance (for ourselves of course; remids me...)

The Christmas Dinner (in which a vast majority of the school congegate) was an event that had to be seem to be believed and was wonderful, even if not for the food! Mark and I then travelled home sporting our newly obtained paper Chistmas hats which attracted many a stare from CHAV's and normal folk alike! Lmao as it were (not literally i'd like to mention). Christmas dinner was good. I throughly enjoyed my turkey wrapped in a layer of gelotine and the potatoes with each one manufactured and precessed so it was percislet the same as the last. God it was great! Althrogh the hats did make up for it; i happen to still be 'sporting' mine right now. Rather handsome if i may be so bold. Maybe i could start a new trend... (see the pic)

There was also an excuse to build a grand project. Mark and I finally got round to building a metre-long, paper aeroplane which was constructed predominately of card and sticky tape and flew rather gracefully I must say! Oh and you can find pictures of this amazing feet somewhere around on this blog. Its hard to imagine a paper plane just so big and what a great thing to do in a science lesson. Althrough i must add it did in fact take two science lessons the sencond to get it trimmed so it flew beautifully like a knife throguht butter (sorry, had to be said)

We also completed our science presentation of 'the orgins of Ben' (see an earlier blog for full details) which drew many laughs and cheers, strangely for Ben's mum?!? Yes yes, i know very random indeed this but it, again, had to be done. It was quite funny really got a laugh or two at the homozygous part. With Frazer taking the piss; poor ben, and his mum!

Anyways, I feel your otherwise focused attention slow ebbing away and speculate that it is time to close. Before I do, however, I would like to give a 'shout' to alex who, very kindy, left a comment on the previous post. She's great and so we're 'bigging her up' as per her suggestion (hope i've 'bigged it up' enough there alex!) I really don't think that was bigged up enough so i thought i'd big it up a bit more just so it was slightly bigger. Can you actually beelive people are reading this i mean its basically at its 200th reader now. I cant beleive it; i never knew our lives were this intresting; maybe we should start a new typoe of Truman show? It's an idea; it you like it tell us. So yes Thank you alex for the comment and i hope it is what you expected and im sure we can work something out that is bigger next time. I'd also like to say happy birthday to alex because i've got a feeling its possiably her birthday (...soon...). But until then Merry Christmas everyone.

As the latop which I am currently writing crashed halfway through this message I thought that this quote from Alice Kahn was wholely appropriate 'For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.' Oh dam it. I am whole heartidly (excuse the spelling , you get the idea) annoyed. Thats life hey; yet i'd also like to leave a quote "Don't you sometimes wish TV's had a intelligance knob. Theres one for brightness but it doesnt work". Unrelated yes but still very true.

Until the next time! Indeed. When will be next time. By then i imaigne it will be almost Christmas and my hat would of gone! Oh dear.

Bye!

posted by Matt and Mark @ 5:05 PM Comments: 2